Letter Meme

Stole this gem from .
Basically I insert words into the sentence based on certain qualifying factors resulting in a humorous situation/sentence.
So vee (don't mind the nickname?) claimed this was originally Hetalia based. But they changed it to X-Men and I think I'll change it to Smash Bros characters cause I'm kinda hyped at the moment.
...anyways...

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~Base of the letter~

Dear -last person to speak to you- ,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but 1________ 2______. I realized this when you were 3______  with 4_________. I'm sure you're 5__________ enough to understand that 6_______ 7___________

8_________
Your name here

P.S. - 9_________ 10_____________, just thought you should know.

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Ok, now that you've looked over the base of the letter, answer these questions and put the answers in the blanks with the corresponding numbers in the letter base.

Post what your letter looks like and let the crack begin!!

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Samus Aran
Red - Mario
White - Sonic
Black - Megaman
Green- Link
Grey - Solid Snake
Yellow - Pikachu
Pink - Kirby
Brown - Donkey Kong
Purple - Ike
No shirt - Captain Falcon
Other - Lucario

2) Which is your birth month?
January - and you are getting married
February - fell into a ditch
March - is in love with you
April - is out to get you
May - likes your mom
June - and you are related
July - has a secret obsession over Brad Pitt
August - is really a unicorn
September - loves sniffing sharpies
October - and you are going to be dating
November - is really a leprechaun
December - has frozen to death

3) Which food do you prefer?
Pasta - invading Austria
Burritos - kicking puppies
Ramen - assassinating George Bush
Salad - getting your nails done
Tacos - learning to fly
Candy/chocolate - dancing like mentally challenged squirrels

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Zelda
Red - Shiek
Black - Olimar
Blue -  Greninja
Purple - Marth
White - R.O.B.
Grey - Fox
Brown - Diddy Kong
Orange - Charizard
Pink - Princess Peach
Barefoot - Little Mac
Other - Pit

5) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
OMG All these shows save Lost & Heroes suck. Is this meme from the mid 2000s? It feels like it from this particular list
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Gossip Girl - Middle-class
Annat - Shamed

6)What's the color of your underwear?
just for the record, I wear polos.
Black - Solid Snake
White - Falco
Grey - Villager
Brown - King Dedede
Purple - Mewtwo
Red - Bowser
Blue - Yoshi
Yellow - PKMN Trainer
Orange - Wii Fit Trainer
Pink - Roy
Other/Animal Print - Rosalina

7)Your mood right now?
Happy - is about to set your house on fire
Sad - is going to stop at nothing to kill your pet llama
Bored - is planning his revenge on you
Angry - hates your strange cucumber fetish
Depressed - is going to eat your cookies
Excited - is secretly an F.B.I agent
Nervous - snuck cocaine into your backpack this morning
Worried - is in love with your pet goat
Apathetic - believes he can fly
Silly - is allergic to your earlobes
Other - loves Hello Kitty

8)Which country would you want to vacation at?
England - Go drown yourself
America - Best of luck with the sex-change
France - Love you always
Spain - Somewhere over the rainbow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
China - I hate your face
Japan - Go milk a cow
Germany - Please don't hurt me
Italy - Pasta with love

9)What is your hair color?
Brown - Ganondorf
Black - Lucario
Blonde - Lucas
White/Grey - Wolf
Bald - Luigi
Red/Orange - Ness
Other/Dyed - Ice Climbers

10)What is your eye color?
Green- thinks you need serious mental help
Blue- will never love you
Brown- is out to get you
Black- stole all the food in your fridge
Hazel- is tied up in my closet
Other- hates you

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Final letter:

Dear

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Samus is really a leprechaun. I realized this when you were assassinating George Bush  with Little Mac. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that Rosalina loves Hello Kitty.

Go milk a cow.
The Flying Lion

P.S. - Lucario stole all the food in your fridge, just thought you should know.

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Well that... was interesting.
Indeed.
I guess that's it for me. Now to resume looking over Greek Pottery for a possible "pop quiz" tomorrow morning. And ow my right arm is kind of hurting right now. Uh... is that normal? It's my shoulder and forearm, not sure why there's pain. My hand seems fine... ow... okay now to stop typing.